Why Unicorns are grumpy
Long ago the land was forest and the unicorns roamed freely. Then the farms came and trees were cut down to make room and houses. Gnomes were recruited to herd the unicorns and keep them away from crops. As one might expect this made for grumpy unicorns.
Today Grumpy Unicorn Forest is becoming a goat farm in Pine Mountain Georgia. We’ll be raising goats for meat and doing all the processing on site. The unicorns may be grumpy but we do our best to make to goats happy. There is alot of work to be done before we’re ready for goats so until then perhaps there will be some Unicorn vs Gnome stories.
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